gog damn ladies and penisladies

this shits getting serious

i might have to start putting EFFORT into this shit soon

cosmicyawn:

Time is the fire in which we burn.

So the downside to completely fixing fps, coloring, shading (accordingly), and adding awesome effects is that it takes up a shitton of memory - in it’s original size, of course. Thus, I have also uploaded it onto dA because dA isn’t a shit about big pictures (click-thru).

check it

each one of those gears? a woman orgasming

boom

askkarkatvoice:

ENTRY 11. FFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

REALLY NOW, IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE EDITED HALF OF THAT SHIT OUT.

FIRST PLACE IN THE CLUELESS IDIOT CONTEST GOES TO ME!

AND FIRST PLACE IN THE ENORMOUS DOUCHE CATEGORY GOES TO STRIDER.

TINDECK | INSUFFERABLE PRICK | EXTRAS | ASK

nobodys ask blog is safe

cant be tamed

4skt3r3z1vo1c3:

ROUND S3V3NT33N: TH3 SC4L3M4T3 P1L3!

1 H4V3 A F3W MOR3 PL4C3S TO V1S1T ON MY M3T3OR TOUR SO B3 R34DY FOR SOM3 MOR3 SH3N4N1G4NS V3RY SOON! >:]

redvelvet davekat huh?

im not even going to try to work out what that scalemates greater purpose is because i know that ill never find out and whatever my brain comes up with will disturb me just as much as actually knowing the answer

miketooch:

Normally I read Homestuck to Martin whenever it updated while we Skyped, but since this was the first time we were talking while it updated with Jake & Dirk, I figured Martin’s AMAZING Jake voice would be much better then mine to have alongside my Dirk voice, which is sadly identical to my Dave voice. I also knew it would be gold to record.

I COULD have edited this to make it more legit, but fuck it I like the candidness of the flubs and start for some reason. We’re boyfriends by the way which makes it even more fitting.

((just reblogging this OOC to show you all how much my boyfriend IS Jake English! : D ))

miketooch:

Drawn with my new tablet. All thanks go to Afina who was enjoying a piece of this sinfully delectable cake and gave me the inspiration.

- Tooch

yeah this is pretty much exactly how something like this would go down here

were just one big wacky fuckin sitcom spinning around on a giant space rock

askrosevoice:

ahahaha man i totally forgot i asked people to do that

i shouldve known nobody actually sent you any pictures youd have probably done something in a retaliation of one-upmanship like printing out poster-sized high definition photos of them and hanging them on my walls

then id just take them down and never even bring it up

because i aint your mom so fuck it go get trapped in an eternal battle off passive aggression with someone else

turns out my microphone didnt break so i dont even know what the fuck was up with my computer that day

my sunglasses are a way better computer but unfortunately theres no room for a usb plug on these things

i have a bunch of shit stocked up now but im gonna run out eventually so ask away

askkarkatvoice:

ENTRY 10. THE ONE WHERE PEOPLE INVADE MY PRIVACY.

THERE’S A BIT OF AN ECHO IN THE ROOM. AND AN INTERRUPTION. IF THIS BOTHERS YOU, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT. DEAL WITH IT, FUCKTARDS.

• LIVESTREAM SERIES STARTING TONIGHT.
• THAT’S ABOUT IT.

TINDECK | WANDERING PEST | LIVESTREAM | ASK

i have it on good authority that karkat gets off on drawings of human penises that he himself drew

that authority is me by the way

well in honor of the big fucking burst of followers i got last week i was finally gonna get up off my sweet magically pajamad ass and record some answers for you chumps but my fucking microphone broke

damn it now i gotta figure out how to alchemize a new one

maybe if i combine like a tennis ball with some kind of electric dildo or something

honestly with all the shit these trolls randomly hid in chests i wouldnt be surpised if a few of those were randomly lying around somewhere